I love trash day; that’s when household items make their way outside. They always look like they’re talking. Sometimes they play hide and seek.
TVs and appliances
“That dang bus! I’m
freezing my coils off!”
computer and TV talking about their failed relationship
TV asking the wise tree, “What is the meaning of life?”
“What? I’m not good
enough for you?”
insecure microwave to armchair: hold me!
“Yeah, I don’t have a cell phone yet. So what??”
“...8, 9, 10. ready or not,
here I come!”
“...8, 9, 10. ready or not,
here I come!” (night version)
“Found you, Shovel!”
“Found you, Coffee cup!”